irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

tags:
#same

mackleheapsmore:

*puts laptop bottom over stomach to help with period cramps*

tags:
#at
tags:
#omg

leadhooves:

housewifeswag:

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

omg cutest ever

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

(Source: toptumbles)

tags:
#hp

duerrre:

bonkersforpotter:

dreamofflight:

on-etait-libre:

I love this. He’s like “YOU DUMB FUCK.”

Freaking muggle interviewer.

He is Harry.

the way he looks when he says it is the best

sailormerry:

shepards-dick:

im watching the new sailor moon and usagi’s voice legit makes me want to shove knives into my ears she sounds like a 2 year old who made this decision

…it’s the same voice actress from the original anime

I feel as though the people who are complaining about her voice are people who only watched the dub of the original series

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

tags:
#YAS

bitrates:

hannibaleatspussy:

melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists

image

tags:
#please?
✿ ✿ ✿ ✿ ✿
Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
Violet: Do you like where you're from?
Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
Dandelion: Do you think you're important?

pasni-c:

thegirl0nfire:

don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck

dont make friends

glad we sorted that out guys

(Source: littlemoretouchmearchive)

tags:
#thank you

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

tags:
#hhaahhHAHHAHA

fuks:

SAIL

tags:
#yes.

semifunctionallovemachine:

Everything is irrelevant until it comes to JOE WALKERS APOCALYPTOUR SHORTS

marauders4evr:

This is the most under-appreciated continuity in the entire Pirates of the Caribbean film-series.